THE WORST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN
by Stuart Wilder
SNIPPET OF THE MONTH..
PROPOSAL TO 'JOB' POLICE NEWSPAPER:
Dear Job Newspaper,
Would you be kind enough to accept an advert in your newspaper for my books about comical moments in the Metropolitan and City of London Police History.
DECLINE BY 'JOB' POLICE NEWSPAPER:
Thank you so much for your interest in advertising in the job.. < snipped > ..I have to run every new advertiser past the Met before pursuing and unfortunately some are deemed not suitable even if they would be fitting for the audience.
MORE SNIPPETS FROM MY BOOKS..
THE STATE VISIT OF HAILE SELASSIE
"The Commissioner smelt strongly of Whisky. 'Drunk in Charge of a Horse?' And that herbal smell from the Emperor's Carriage'.."
DEAR VICTORIA BECKHAM
"I am so sad to see that David has run off to live in the Amazon Jungle just when you are getting the business going. I hope it is going well, though!! Myself and the lads have held our Christmas do’s for the past few years and.."
DEAR PRINCE HARRY
"You will remember me. I was the London Cab driver who turned up at Clarence House in 2004 with your copy of Sir Charles Griffin’s ‘Pride of England’ Rugby cartoon. In which you are cartooned clutching Mrs Woodward as we won the World Cup. I was surrounded by the 1st Battalion.."
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